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This takes the cake. Are we really obsessed enough by The Prize Git and his frightened fiancee Katie Holmes that we would bid for this particularly tacky piece of “ART”?

Created by Daniel Edwards, the pop-culture-obsession skewering/exploiting artist behind the sculpted representation of a crowning Sean Preston Federline, the big question that has to be asked is WHY? And yet, here I am, contributing to the carnival by writing about it on this blog. I am off to the room of mirrors right now…. (Look, while we are at it, are we to assume that little Suri is such a gifted child that she can poop standing up? Because last time I changed a 4 month-old’s nappy, which wasn’t that long ago, solid or not, it didn’t stand up on it’s own!)

If you are thinking of purchasing this piece, perhaps you might like to look at some of the artists back catalogue…

It is a slow news day, so this is really just an excellent opportunity to post a little eye-candy, but if you also want to find out more about the gorgeous Patrick Dempsey, follow this link… Seriously, what is not to love?

Why would Jessica Simpson be wearing those oversized sunglasses at night?  So the blinding glare from that absolutely hideous shiny satin nightgown shirt doesn’t blind her.  This is not a fashion trend I would encourage, people…

And while we are talking about Jessica Simpson, rumour has it that she is enjoying a quiet romance with John Mayer.  I am devastated.   I didn’t think Jessica Simpson was his type. I thought I was his type! However, there are some pitfalls to a quiet romance, like the fact that they have both had to cancel engagements this week due to simultaneously contracting laryngitis.  Love it!

This, dear friends, is the happy couple after their fourth wedding ceremony, this time in Nashville, and all I can say is that this is just nasty, nasty, nasty.   Not to mention the following pics, which just ooze trash.  You know, I had thought that maybe at one of the weddings Pammy could have pulled it together and worn a pretty dress.  It wouldn’t have killed Kid Rock to wear a shirt either.

I am very excited, one of my favourite authors ever, Nick Earls, has had his novel 48 Shades of Brown made into a feature film. The film, 48 Shades, will be released in cinema’s on Thursday. For those of you with an eye for local talent, former Perth lawyers turned film producers Robbie Marsala and Fiona Crago are major forces behind the movie. (Look for Robbie as the Immigration Officer).  The very gorgeous Adam Lang, is the man behind the music for the film, with the soundtrack being released by Universal on September 1. Best of luck guys with this film, it could be just the tonic the Australian film industry needs.  Check it out at www.48shadesmovie.com.au

I don’t need to, when she is quite capable of saying it all herself. I do feel kind of mean picking on her when she is going through a rough patch. I mean, her husband is a talentless leech (we all thought it before, but now we know after that disasterous tv performance) and money is obviously tight as she has had to sell off the bottom half of her dresses, however, I think this little effort could be a bit tricky to explain to the kids when they are older…

That prize git formerly known as Tom Cruise may slowly be coming to the realisation that the only aliens on this planet are in his head. This buffoon who managed to get himself so brain-washed by the cult of Scientology that he actually started saying things out loud that should have only been between him and his shrink (oh, except that he doesn’t believe in them, which is a pity really, ‘cos he could probably do with one right now…), apparently now regrets the idiotic comments he made about women using anti-depressants to overcome post-natal depression. Not that he is saying it out loud himself, no, his ego wouldn’t allow that, but War of the Worlds Producer Kathleen Kennedy reported to the New York Daily News that he now regrets those comments. At the time, the Prize Git took a swipe at actress Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to assist her recovery from post-natal depression, and being the psychiatric expert that he is, offered the following sage advice:

“When you talk about postpartum … what you do is you use vitamins. You can use vitamins to help a woman through those things.”

Now that the Prize Git’s career seems to be going spectacularly south, I am wondering if he is swallowing Vitamins by the jarful. Poor old Katie might just need them too.

According to this report, Kate Moss was hoping to be Mrs Peter Doherty by the end of this week. However, Pete is not going to make the “intimate spiritual ceremony” he had planned with Kate, thanks to YET ANOTHER DRUG BUST which has seen him take a trip to The Priory for Rehab, instead of Bali for a wedding.

I know I seem a little bit obsessed by these two, but it is just horrible watching this slow motion train wreck. This is what his poor mother has to say about it all.

   
I don’t care what you say, I absolutely refuse to comment on that poor girl Britney Spears, or the fact that she has gone on the record to say that her second pregnancy was a mistake (can you imagine how much money it is going to cost her in therapy for this child - like it wasn’t already in trouble). And I definitely do not want to give anymore oxygen to the rumour that this naive, lost soul is planning to magnify the biggest mistake of her life by planning to renew her misguided wedding vows with that freeloading loser she stupidly made her husband. And if I was going to comment on it, which I won’t, I would suggest she gets herself a much tighter pre-nup for the second ceremony and she cuts him right out of any entitlements (although he is busy trying to tell anyone who will listen that he doesn’t get anything from his wife. Sure mate…) Anyway, I am glad I don’t have to talk about her - apparently she is talking to herself anyway.

Rachel Beck, seen on our screens this month as a contestant on the Seven Network’s Celebrity singing show “It Takes Two” was not just battling nerves during the competition, but some serious morning sickness.  Rachel and her husband, Ian Stenlake, have just announced that they are having a baby in early January.  During that very tiring first trimester, Rachel and Ian, who live in Sydney, kept the pregnancy to themselves, despitehaving to relocate temporarily to Melbourne to accommodate Rachel’s gruelling schedule, appearing in the musical “The Pyjama Game” and performing on “It takes Two”.  Rachel now has some time off to put her feet up and enjoy her  pregnancy, whilst hubby Ian is busy with his  busy singing career with “Bravo”.  Rumour has it that Rachel is considering a career as an Enjo consultant after the baby arrives…she and hubby Ian lent their vocal talents to a primary school fundraiser in Perth this week spruiking the environmentally friendly cleaning products.