It’s over between Kate and Chris…Let this be a lesson to you Kate Moss…

Kate Hudson’s representative announced today via People Magazine’s website that she and Husband Chris Robinson are separating. ( I guess announcing it through your rep on a popular website saves you having to make all those awkward calls to Mum, Dad, Aunt Jane etc to let them know what is going on…Maybe I should get me one of those). They had been married for 6 years, and have a two year old son, Ryder Russell Robinson. Personally, I think this marriage was doomed not because she is a screen goddess, and he some old, grungy-looking member of some band I have never heard of who always seemed to be on the road, but because he was extremely jealous of her hair. This modern-day Adams family all sport long flowing locks, even Ryder, but it must have become painfully obvious to Chris that he just wasn’t ever going to cut the mustard in the hair stakes, and he got out while he could.
Meanwhile, Ibiza is abuzz with the rumour that Kate Moss (she of the Coke-thin body) and Peter Doherty (he who desperately needs a shower, a bex and a good lie down) are getting married there tonight. Please Kate, don’t do it! This has Danger! Danger! Danger! written all over it. Which is probably why it will most likely happen. Some people just can’t help themselves…


