Kate saved by Pete’s Incompetence

I can relax now. It seems Kate Moss wont be getting married in Ibiza afterall - the groom couldn’t get past border security! Apparently, Pete Doherty lost his passport, (don’t know how the heck that could have happened, he seems such an organised young fellow…) and applied for a temporary passport for the Ibiza gig. However, British authorities wouldn’t accept the application as the photo he supplied had his eyes closed, his head leaning forward and didn’t identify his features sharply enough. Which is pretty much the case with almost every photo I’ve ever seen of him, so I don’t really see what the problem is - it’s what he really looks like!

So instead of heading over to Ibiza to party, the wholesome twosome had a quiet one at their local pub…

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