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I can’t keep up with these guys.

You know how Britney had a baby recently? It was a boy, right? Maybe not, according to deadbeat dad Kevin Federline and conspiracy theorists everywhere on the internet. The latest story doing the rounds is that Sutton Pierce Spears Federline is actually named Jayden James Spears Federline. And Jayden might actually be a girl. Oh, and Britnety has been photographed recently looking very slim and not wearing her wedding ring. Partying, without Kev. Splitsville? Or just a beat-up for publicity for the up-coming People magazine spread which will reveal the first photo’s of the latest spawn of Spears and Federline. Can’t wait for that one…

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  1. Briefly Says:
    November 6th, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    The NY Daily News (the original source) actually retracted this story, given that Michael hasn’t left IRELAND in months.

    Look at the shape of that person’s body (2nd pic). It’s clearly a woman’s physique. And Michael’s skin tone is a lot paler….

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