BusyBee

Busy Bee will be at Burswood Dome tomorrow to see The Wiggles minus Greg with the kids, and it just won’t be the same.  Yellow Wiggle Greg (as he is affectionately known in our house) wasn’t on the plane to Perth today with the rest of the Wiggles, who kick off their annual Australian tour tomorrow.  It is well known that Greg Page has been suffering from a mystery illness for some time now, and hasn’t performed with The Wiggles since half-way through the US tour mid-year.  Sam Moran has been filling in for him, and has over 150 Wiggles shows under his belt, so I am sure he will fill in admirably.  But I will miss Greg’s crooked little smile and the way he sings out of the side of his mouth.  Good luck with your recovery Greg, and if I had made as much money out of wearing a yellow skivvy as you have, I reckon I would give it away too.  After 12 years, you deserve a break. Enjoy some time with your wife and two kids.
I know, Busy Bee really knows how to live.  Concertarama, baby.  Chris Isaak Sunday night, The Wiggles Thursday, Robbie Williams Thursday night, school concert AND Kylie on Tuesday night, kindy concert on Wednesday, Elton John on the Monday. I think I might be needing a bex and a good lie down.  Until about mid-Jan.  BRING IT ON!!   

Splitsville! After four whole months.  My guess is they woke up one day, Pammy had run out of white bikini’s to wear to Registy offices and realised it just wasn’t that much fun anymore.  Oh, that and the fact that her redneck husband Kid Rock (puh-leese, what kind of name is that?) got a little tetchy about Pammy being the object of Borat’s desire.  Apparently the inclusion of THAT tape of Pammy and Tommy in Sascha Baron Cohen’s movie was more than a very jealous and angry Kid could bear.  Just as tragic is the fact that poor old Pammy had a miscarriage last month.  Poor thing.

He’s here, he is finally here. I can’t believe it. Tomorrow night, I will be but one of the 90,000 people who will be entertained by The Legendary Robbie Williams. Bring it on! Thankyou to everyone in Perth for supporting this show, and letting concert promoters know that HUGE acts like Robbie (we are on first name terms…) can come to Perth, and that it is worth the effort. I know we won’t be disappointed, and I am sure he won’t be.

I have enjoyed the fact that he is being stalked by the media but very few others! (A mellee? I don’t think so…) I heard the rumour that he isn’t even staying at the Hyatt, which is fantastic if it is true! Poor bloke likes his privacy, and he is prepared to pay for it.

To get a taste of his show, check out his site, and the very cute short film on the front page. This film was one of a series of films created as part of a competition sponsored by Robbie, which asked short film makers to submit entries that were inspired by his new album Rudebox.
P.S. Hey Robbie, I hear Kylie has univited you from the Minogue Family Christmas. That’s OK, you can have Christmas with me instead.

Dear Lindsay and Britney,
Please, please, please wear the days-of-the-week underwear I sent you for Christmas. Everyday. All day. Britney, you have children now. Do you really want them to be haunted for the rest of their lives with images of your forgetfulness? (Good grief, love, we can see your gash caesaer/tummytuck scar! And it hasn’t completely healed.) Good to see that Britney’s new Bestie and paragon of virtue Paris Hilton is reminding her to keep her legs together. And hey, Britney, WHAT ABOUT THE BABIES?  YOU DIDN’T EVEN SEE THEM OVER THE THANKSGIVING WEEKEND! That is, like, the biggest family holiday of them allin the US. And Lindsay, enough already. It is old news. Put it away, because we have seen it all before. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BITS!!!

Love, Busy Bee

P.S. Paris, Lindsay, Brits, what is going on? One minute you are all fighting, next minute you are out partying all night long! How am I supposed to keep up with it all?

Yawn. They got married. Against our advice. In LA, as it turns out, in a registry office. No pictures, no publicity. So all the rest of the Roman Holiday was for show. After spending $3m on a wedding, you’da thought he coulda spared a few bucks for a haircut…

It would seem, however, that there was money left over for Katie to wear two different frocks on the big day. Maybe Suri was sick all over the first one…

Is Katie Holmes going to have back pain for the rest of her life? She certainly will if she has to keep stooping down or swaying her back so as not to appear taller than Tom Cruise. Free Kaitie From Back Pain I say!

If that skirt went just a centimetre lower, I reckon we would see Britney’s surgical scar. EEWWWW! Now, we know she had caesarean deliveries with both her sons, but I suspect somehow that Britney has also had a little help in losing some souvenir stretch marks and excess kilo’s after her last pregnancy. Good luck to her. Although to Britney’s credit, she did lose at least 80 kilo’s in the past month all on her own, without the surgeon’s assistance. Good riddance Kev…. Next on the to-do list Britney: Fashion 101 or the fashion police will have to place you under house arrest.

This is pure gold. Paris Hilton crashed onstage to lip-sync to one of her songs at Janet Jackson’s birthday bash at a Las Vegas nightclub, and vomited all over the stage.

Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn Jay-Z Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer.

Radin writes on his MySpace page: “Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours.

“Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch.