Alien Spice?!

So that is why she has been wearing all those crazy clothes, starving herself and hanging out with weirdo’s - it was all preparation for her latest movie role… I can’t quite believe it, only because surely it would be the final nail in the coffin of Tom Cruise’s Hollywood career, but, apparently, he is going to make a movie called The Thetan, based on Scientology, and he has signed Victoria Beckham to play an alien bride. What an absolutely brilliant piece of casting. So perfect. But, where does that leave Katie? Or would that role be just a little too close to home for her?

