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Good to know that even Royals get drunk and pash their exes on the dance floor at their birthday party. Britain’s tabloids are wildly speculating that Royal wedding plans are back on after reports that Prince William was seen snogging recently dropped girlfriend Kate Middleton on the dancefloor of a party at his barracks. Good gracious people, settle down! It is a well known fact that a basic part of breaking-up 101 is drunken pashing, drinking-and-dialing at 3am, driving by their house at all hours, turning up at parties where you know they will be…(not that I know this from personal experience or anything, it is just what I heard, from, like, other people and stuff…). Everyone should probably just take a deep breath.

Having said that, I always thought the break-up was a ruse, and that the two of them have always continued their relationship, but just tried to throw the media off the scent. Watch this space, and remember, you read it here first…

What’s wrong with picture? Has she a mysterious third hand, or was someone simply not attractive enough to include in the catalogue? Or is she just incredibly flexible?!

For your viewing pleasure. What a shame they didn’t lock Paris up for assault and battery of our eyes and ears when she released her hideous record..

That nice young lad from the Eagles, Ben Cousins, made good use of his imposed exile from football last weekend by joining a group of 50 of Perth’s up and coming movers and shakers on an all-expenses paid junket to Melbourne thanks to a property consortium from Victoria that is keen to see some Western Australian cash invested into Victorian coffers. The Boy’s weekend/business opportunity saw the selected few going to the footy on Friday night (where Ben sat with members of the Eagles squad who were not playing in the game against Essendon), tours of Melbourne’s finest nightspots in the evenings, and site visits to property developments during the day. Apparently Melbourne may be running out of water, but there is no shortage of new property developments. You too could own an apartment in the same street as James Hird for a few million…

By all accounts, Ben was on his best behaviour all weekend however, keeping to himself and not partying with the rest of the fella’s into the wee small hours of the morning. One member of the tour made the comment to me, however, that ” No matter where we went, Ben was followed by at least 20 girls wanting to talk to him. I was happy to stand nearby and wait for his handballs!” Needless to say, the attention Ben attracted from females and males alike that wanted to talk to him was enough to make another member of the tour say “Poor bastard, if this is what his life is like everyday, no wonder he has issues…”

Not sure if Ben was one of the many in the 50 movers and shakers that made commitments to buy some of the property they were exposed to on the weekend, but hey, if you are earning that much money and not playing football or doing drugs, a man has to have a hobby….

Thanks for nothing, Channel 9.  I cannot find a single internet site that is not discussing  that ending to the finale of “The Soprano’s” aired on American TV last night.  Yet we poor hapless souls in Australia have been totally dudded yet again.  Channel 9 did it’s darndest to kill off Tony Soprano years ago by recklessly and shamelessly showing him no respect and moving the show from time-slot to time-slot, changing days, and sometimes just whipping him off air with no warning.  Yet, we stayed loyal to Team Tony, getting our fix where we could (even if we had to download it on BitTorrent).

The buzz is we might see the final series of “The Soprano’s” here in Australia on free-to-air TV in August. C’mon!!! If we can get crap like Survivor within 24 hours of it screening in the US, why not Tony’s moment of truth???  And we would like to see it at a decent time of night, not 3am, if that is not too much to ask…