BusyBee

Good to know that even Royals get drunk and pash their exes on the dance floor at their birthday party. Britain’s tabloids are wildly speculating that Royal wedding plans are back on after reports that Prince William was seen snogging recently dropped girlfriend Kate Middleton on the dancefloor of a party at his barracks. Good gracious people, settle down! It is a well known fact that a basic part of breaking-up 101 is drunken pashing, drinking-and-dialing at 3am, driving by their house at all hours, turning up at parties where you know they will be…(not that I know this from personal experience or anything, it is just what I heard, from, like, other people and stuff…). Everyone should probably just take a deep breath.

Having said that, I always thought the break-up was a ruse, and that the two of them have always continued their relationship, but just tried to throw the media off the scent. Watch this space, and remember, you read it here first…

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