BusyBee

OMG!! Like, seriously, have you heard?! I can, like, hardly believe it! Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine! AGAIN… This time facing serious felony charges and mandatory prison time in all likelihood. Maybe all those people who were ‘prayin’ for Lindsay’ had their prayers answered. There were 7.1 million page views on perezhilton.com yesterday as people lapped up every salacious detail as it unfolded.

All I can say is thank goodness this CNN anchor had the balls to try and put it all into perspective. Shame the News Director doesn’t have any…

Congratulations to new mum Tina Altieri, Channel Seven Perth presenter and her husband Stephen as they welcome their son Jackson into the world.  Jackson was born at 10.51 yesterday (10/7/07) weighing 3.6 kg (8lb 1oz for us luddites that can’t think of birthweight in metric units…).  Mum and Dad are said to be over the moon with the safe arrival of their first child.

Ok, maybe not just me, maybe me and every tabloid out there, but, you have to admit, I have been proven uncannily right re. my predictions for the upcoming year.

Firstly, I was saying Nicole Ritchie needed to put on weight. Admittedly, even I didn’t see it being in the form of a pregnancy, but still, you gotta be careful what you wish for sometimes.

I wished that Britney, Lindsay and Paris would all disappear to a deserted island. Well, I didn’t get that, but I got the nest best thing… Paris went to jail (didn’t we all breathe just a little easier knowing she was off the streets even for just three weeks!), Lindsay went to rehab (twice, but who is counting and Britney is proving that she is even more trashy than I could ever have imagined! And in a glorious peice of pot-calling-the-kettle-black she is warning her own mother to keep away from her poor babies because she is a terrible mother. Seriously! You can’t make this stuff up! Not only that, it turns out that K-Fed was really the good guy all along!

The wedding of the year (according to Channel 9 and every Australian tabloid) between Jamie Packer and Erica Baxter has been and gone, but if you didn’t get invited to that one, perhaps you might get an invite to Kate and Wills Windsor’s big bash - Date TBA.

Oh, and for those who still even care, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have broken up…again.